Thursday, 19 May 2011

Who is Fred Bayr? (Part 1)

Fred Bayr is a well known headhunter working in the City of London. He is also a columnist on the world’s largest financial services recruitment website eFinancialCareers.

Background
Fred was born on the 4th of Dec 1980 in an unknown location. He shares the same birthday as Ronnie Corbet- something he was severely teased about by a cruel primary teacher. This left him psychologically scarred.

 He was raised by a struggling single mother, until she committed suicide when Fred was 7. He was taken into foster care and eventually went to live under the guardianship of Edgar and Jean Griffin, parents of BNP leader Nick Griffin. After two months it became clear to the Griffins this arrangement wouldn’t work because Fred  “asked for curry every night”.
           
Social workers eventually made arrangements for Fred and he was fostered by a childless Pakistani couple in Ilford, Essex.
           
Fred stayed in Ilford until he left school at 18 and attended the University of Winchester. He graduated in 2002 (after repeating a year) with a third class in English Literature; an achievement he is extremely proud of. In an interview with the Ilford Recorder he said: “People with my kind of background don’t go to university. A third  for me is like a first for David Cameron”. The University of Winchester is rated 76th in the UK.

1 comment:

  1. "Anonymous" above is a loser working in recruitment because he/she can't spell. "Anonymous", for your information it's spelt P-O-U-N-D-S!

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